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April 1, 2011

MA Sport Commission: Banning MMA in MA

It has been rumored that following tonight's CAGE TITANS Event the MA Sport Commission will ban MMA in MA entirely forcing the majority of MMA Promotions in MA to look elsewhere for an event venue. 
MMA is a destructive and menacing show of force.  To violent to be called a true sport the state of MA will no longer support the fighters or promotions that feature MMA bouts on their cards.  ~Anonymous
This will most likely be the final nail in the coffin for those promotions that have limited resources and limited experience with other forms of full contact martial arts. 
If a promotion features MMA it will be fined $5000 for every bout featured.  We encourage these promotions to consider Pankration, Muay Thai, Boxing, and or Grappling as an alternatives to this barbaric form of entertainment. ~Also Anonymous
No refunds on fighter licenses will be offered.  The Commission has not released any official information at this time, but sources within the organization have confirmed that this is the worst April Fools Day article yet, but I assure you it could get worse before it gets better.
Joe Leonard is a photographer and author for and a student of Team Ravenous MMA located in ATA of South Deerfield, MA. 
Happy April Fools Day.